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Pumpernikel

by CREMASTER

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1.
Stairway to Snot 02:32
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Sometimes I can feel this strange thing Such a pain, just like a glass in my ass Strange centipede It tries to get out of me It tries to bite my fuckin' dick It tries to conquer the world What tha fuck it is? Black lava, black lava's getting out of me In the middle of my snot, black lava No, it is not a knot but black lava Sometimes I can feel this liquid pressure Sometimes it comes so quick It's not a usual brick I can say it's a shitty freak Even when farted on a bench My eyes are going to break Black lava, black lava's getting out of me In the middle of my snot, black lava No, it is not a knot but black lava
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Hellvis Presley 02:53
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sit down my boy! show me your teeth, my little beast roll on my pretty! I can see your muscles under your skin under my command! wish you never bite my smelly foot run, they will run! when you'll go mad when you'll show the strength bite the priest! crush the ribs! take him, take! bite the priest! hey funny guy! do you wear panties under your black dress? officer of god do you want to know my lovely dog? stay fuckin' away! or I'm gonna cast off my satanic toy! laughing at me? be sure it's not a joke, he's name is a stroke I'm just a guy from transport company, church is my enemy but my little dog he wears pentagram, listens to darkthrone so stay fuckin' away! or I'm gonna cast off my satanic toy! laughing at me? be sure it's not a joke, he's name is a stroke bite the priest, break his wrists crush the ribs! take him, take, before he's not awake bite the priest!
3.
Chocolate Daemon 01:56
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what the fuck? would you say what ist it, what's it name? is this really chocolate daemon? what's the colour of his semen? is this god's or devil's son? would I kill it with a gun? six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn six hundred years of watching porn six million days of killing bees just spank your monkey and there he is! satan spawn a chocolate daemon! yes, he did it, yes he did! satan spawn a chocolate daemon! six eyes, six dicks and a clit! ladies and gentlemen, may I present chocolate daemon - no, he's not a gent he like to drink pineapple juice doesn't give a shit of a self-abuse secret mission of a chocolate daemon is just to find out the colour of his semen six minutes of smelling Ludwik Dorn six hundred years of watching porn six million days of killing bees just spank your monkey and there he is! satan spawn a chocolate daemon! yes, he did it, yes he did! satan spawn a chocolate daemon! six eyes, six dicks and a clit!
4.
Dentist the Sadist 02:57
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szesnaście w szczęce, szesnaście w żuchwie coś mi tam nie gra, szczęka mi pachnie nigdy już sobie tego nie wybaczę przez swój apetyt tracę dwa siekacze kurwa jak boli, jak napierdala niech to opisze tygodnik gala jaki pan wielki, jaki pan tęgi czemu w swych dłoniach ma pan obcęgi? co my tu mamy? co my tu mamy? otwórz nam gębę panie kochany szybka lustracja, rączki się pocą rwać będziem, rwać! choćby przemocą! dentysta sadysta ropa do klopa chyba mi koleś nawtykałeś kitu ty chyba jestes politykiem pis-u zaraz zawołam ojca i matkę o kurwa! koles ma koloratkę! co pan mi zrobił? mam dziurę w buzi i jak ja dzisiaj dam ciumka zuzi? bo jak jej ryjek zawalę juchą to ze mną zerwie, taką jest dziewuchą miałeś badhed siekacze do skubania kaczek już nie masz zębów o jaka szkoda teraz mi możesz zrobić... rabarbar obywatelu! zaraza się szerzy i rozprzestrzenia! dostałem list od prezydenta w którym pisze: boruj! wyrywaj! zwyciężaj! rwać jego mać! rwać jego mać! rwać jego mać! dentysta sadysta ropa do klopa wiertło obcęgi kubek zimna woda tak się zaczyna koszmarna przygoda nie myłem zębów bo nie wiedziałem o tym że jak nie myję to będą kłopoty i tylko dentysta wie where the slime lives szczotko szczotko hej szczoteczko dogoń go zrobił kupkę mi w siódemkę och och och teraz strasznie plomba śmierdzi tra ta ta a robaczek dalej pierdzi no i sra
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Child in Clock 02:12
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My father gave me a clock from his shipyard stock A clock with a child, a picture on a clock It came from the Africa, from the girl named Jessica She was a witch but not a regular bitch She practiced voodoo magic and her history was tragic Never believed in catholic shit That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake Uaaa lalalla Uaaa lalalla Uaaa lalalla The priest from the village, he liked Jessica He wanted her ass, he wanted to fuck She put her magic on his catholic dick Now he wouldn`t fuck even a goat He`s dick was dead, had broken head Balls were on fire, burning with desire She put a soul of his dick in a clock That was her mistake, she ended her life on a stake Uaaa lalalla Uaaa lalalla Uaaa lalalla
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New Kids on the Cock 01:29
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She was going down the street with a bag on her skinny shoulder. Shaking her tiny ass, looking so much older, she was only 13. Oh curly Suzie, sweet curly Suzie Please touch my swelling cassock. I can give you a juicy candy, please take it into your hand. Saw her playing on the playground,just nearby my church and presbytery, Isn`t she cute in this yellow dress? Would she like to load my battery? Now it`s time for me to go to the church, I have to say a holy mass! Pray to our lord for Suzie`s ass! Time is running out now fast, Suzie is getting older, I have to catch her sweet body soon, before she crosses the border. Laaa Piri pi ti pi pu laaa piri pum ta puu
7.
Long Live Grind'n'Roll 03:01
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I’m a guy that you’ll never be Do ya really wanna to run with me? Big fat Dino never lies I don’t give a fuck dear guys I’m not going to prove it to you Please don’t play with me, fuck you! Grind Machine – the hand of fate All of you are out of date It`s all written in my soul Be prepared for rock’n’roll Meeting me is one way ticket Open mouth, be sure I’ll beat it You rather shouldn’t to be too brave You better start to dig your grave I’m not going to prove it to you Please don’t play with me, fuck you! Grind Machine – the hand of fate All of you are out of date It`s all written in my soul Be prepared for rock’n’roll
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Zos Daewoo Cultus 01:16
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How could You be so bad to me yesterday How could you hurt me such hard in my leg Are You a fuckin retard? Give me back my truck and fuck off or I`ll tell my mom I don`t want to be Your friend no more Get off my back, satan leads my way Don`t need You anymore ! I`m leaving this sandpit fuckin right now Do not follow me, I won`t borrow You my bicycle Wanna play football with me? No fuckin way, That`s all I wanna say!!! I don`t want to be Your friend no more Get off my back, satan leads my way Don`t need You anymore !
9.
Dirty Danzig 01:46
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Can you see a cockroach in your kitchen? Is it right that not-aryan scum Eats your fuckin bubble gum? If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees, Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream. Slay the nazarene midge, he wants to drink your blood, bitch! Can you see a moth sitting on your cloth, he`s gonna eat your pants and shoes, Take your a gun, don`t let it run, And kill, kill in the name of tragedy. So if you`re brave, if you don`t want to loose, do not hide in your skate mothafuckin blouse If you wanna kill all those bugs and little bees, Let them die,let them scream, take them out of your dream. Beat the threadworm whore It has no right to live no more! Yes, that`s a beetle under your fuckin bed, The blood must be shed! the blood must be shed! Take your a gun, don`t let it run, And kill, kill in the name of tragedy.
10.
Non Opus Gay 02:10
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Kiss me, I just wanted it for years Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears I want to be your horny little bitch Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick String bean, onion, bean and sole Green pee, I will eat them all If only my ass sticks it out I will fart right into your mouth Now I`m delirious with joy I’m your lover, I’m your boy You are my aberrant girl And you’re free to drink my sperm You can snatch it, you can smell it I will scream like fawn’s bell When I’m farting I’m growing less Please, put your hand into my ass I’m not, my baby, common boy I can nail up and destroy And I’m not going to a jail Cause I’m catholic GOD, simple GAY Kiss me, I just wanted it for years Rape me, oh please bite my soft ears I want to be your horny little bitch Please don`t be so gentle and use your stick
11.
Diabolous in Vatican 02:09
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My dear pope I`am writing to you Cause i`m gonna need some dope, a dope from you I need to get high, i need to sleep at night I wanna meet your boss hanging on the cross My dear pope I`am writing to you I haven`t slept for 666 nights, whole long nights I cannot work, i cannot eat, Please ask your boss to stop this shit I can assure you that it`s not funny I feel myself as a little horny bunny, Jumping around, looking for fuck The only thing he finds is a duck My dear pope I`am writing to you I`m talking to you I`m not gonna beat you I watch your face in fuckin` TV So watch your ass, I don`t need your bless If you`re reading my letter I hope, Send me now some super dope Mortal Kombat!!! Angelo Sodano Giacomo Antonelli Dominico Tardini Giuseppe Albani Lorenzo Nina Adolf Hitler Joseph Stalin Jarosław Kwa Kwa
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Jailbreak (Thin Lizzy cover ft. Titus) 03:36
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Diabolical Fullsun Hedonism 01:52
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Little Leszek wanted to be a satanist He didn`t know that he should be a fuckin hedonist, he didn`t know that Ought to street rock, drink a lot and eat red meat It`s not a game for children! Feel the hellish heat! Smell my feet in the name of satan Six six six in the name of satan Rape your granny in the name of satan Shakira Shakira in the name of satan Devil is fuckin black as murzyn He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn A dark side of the side of dark This is his hellish trade mark Big Leszek used to be a grim satanistic freak He told his mom and dad to call him Necrodick, yes he told them! They were surprised, confused and called a fuckin priest Told poor Leszek to go to church. He didn`t expect that, holy shit! Smell my feet in the name of satan six six six in the name of satan rape your granny in the name of satan Shakira Shakira in the name of satan Devil is fuckin black as murzyn He likes a metal fest in Siekierzyn A dark side of the side of dark This is his hellish trade mark Please remember my dear, it`s really hard to obey Our dark master of disaster, lord of czarny flamaster.
14.
P.I.S.I.O.R. 01:53
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Nie z buka jestem zdjęty kruk Ani z brązowej gwiazdki karzeł Ja z pisu stary jestem zbuk Matka jest z lpr Wyrodny knurze tańcuj na rurze Dostałeś kompa, kupiłeś bunt Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała Czarne widmo kieruje grot [W dupsko] Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Rozedrgany hemoroid Żółty wyprysku na wstrętnym pysku Masz swój internet gdzie czarci kult Zaraz z wikarym damy ci czary Zoramy tobie mroczny jar Szary deszcz zmoczy jar Łatwiej ci będzie oddawać kał Twarde jak skała, szybkie jak strzała Czarne widmo kieruje grot [W dupsko] Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Zwieracza zmora - pisior pisiora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Wprost do otwora wystrzał z rozpora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Wredna potwora - pisior pisiora Oooooooooooooooooooooooorr-arghhhh Rozedrgany hemoroid Gdy kciuk wciąż w odbycie twym tkwi – nie krzycz aaaaaaj Lepiej cremaster ćwicz – dla fasonu jaj Ooooo zęby, gdyby nie w gębie zęby To byś w te pędy chuju dwa odbyty miał O!O!O!
15.
The Dark Side of the Side of the Dark 02:06
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Tola You have no god in your heart You should say stop if you said start You are just creeping like a snake When you drink - always have another one to take Your wife is scared, its fuckin disaster Your life is drinkin and band called Cremaster I think its bad and selfish desire So let us stand next to your fire Tolovy! Don’t be so bad! Tolovy! Your face is red! Tola remember, our job is not new We have no remorse for those like you We burned down Bruno and Galileo Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo Tola remember, don't mess up with us We're men of God, You only play bass We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile Singing around you sieg heil! Tola You cannot behave this way You are the man, not kind of gay Your teeth fall out because of scrap Be easy man, dont give a fuck We think your parson doesn't like you You never confess, never say truth You are adult, have child and good job So be good as bread or take the rope Tolovy! Don’t be so bad! Tolovy! Your face is red! Tola remember, our job is not new We have no remorse for those like you We burned down Bruno and Galileo Riki-tiki deo-deo Riki-tiki deo-deo Tola remember, don't mess up with us We're men of God, You only play bass We'll burn your tassel on blazing pile Singing around you sieg heil!
16.
Spread (Scream & Shout) ft. Sivy 02:21
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Hallo honey ‘you’re all right Like your skin-tight pinky shirt Let me smell you pretty baby Smell your just beneath you skirt Touch you Feel the rhythm Smell you Flower power Teach you Feel the rhythm Lick you Over hour Spread - your magic body Wet – your violet pants Let – me go inside you Make you scream and shout Spread your magic body honey Wet your pinky violet pants Let me spread your legs from inside By my milk with coconut Touch you Feel the rhythm Smell you Flower power Teach you Feel the rhythm Lick you Over hour Spread - your magic body Wet – your violet pants Let – me go inside you Make you scream and shout Let me get inside you baby Let me teach your peach to smile I am commin’ you are commin’ Movin’ ass in greatest style
17.
David Lee Gorgo-roth 01:43
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This is a story about little boy who went to the forest and lost his toy It was a tank, it`s not a prank but it was found by a tiny ant. Brought it to the anthill, just nearby the old mill where the whiskered miller made his delicious flour. Toy! Toy! Don`t leave Your toys around! Why? Why? Because! Because! Because! The queen of the black ants didn`t like the red ones She used a tank to make a satanic war Destroyed the anthill, the mill and carpathian forest Nattefrost`s sweet home and Tokyo dome Toy! Toy! Don`t leave Your toys around! Why? Why? Because! Because! Because!
18.
Fear of the Pork 02:22
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Take one Jesus without bones Chop some onion, take a sauce, Tablespoon of pepper flakes. You can also add some mustard, Just to marinate this bastard. Ten green bottles standing on the wall... You can grill him on the cross But be sure to hide from the boss, Satanic hell under the pan, Unholy fire as hot as the sun Let`s fry god`s new born son Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise, Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze One squirrel or you can also take two This is my recipe for christian soup When your meat is quite good Add some water to make a soup smashing your cheek like a hooligan`s brick. Then should boil it for some time Put a pint of wheat-germs too And one liver from a cow which makes moo! At the end of your adventure with a cooking of christian ranger Take your pottery and silver cultery. Do not tell your priest That you just ate jesus`es wrist And some holy ribs, with those white little chips. Ketchup, chili, some mayonnaise, Yellow cheese and atlantic breeze One squirrel or you can also take two This is my recipe for christian soup
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Killed by the Hammer of Steel of the Ring of the Dragon of Metal of the Mighty Warrior's Sword 02:21
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